Ineffable Twaddle

everytime i join a new fandom i feel like im ripping my soul into another horcrux

songofages:

So you know how the Doctor was working at a shop during Closing Time.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS APPLICATION?!

This is from the Vault (i think thats what it’s called?) And offical book of Doctor Who.

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS REQUIRES POINT-BY-POINT ANALYSIS

  1. First name: “The.” Amazing.
  2. Gender: Male so far. SO FAR. SO FAR. MALE SO FAR.DAMN STRAIGHT. OR MAYBE GAY. WHO KNOWS? SO FAR. BUT NO FURTHER?
  3. Address: … Please go on forever, The.
  4. Ethnic Origin: Normal. suresuresure
  5. A-Level in Hebrew! ?אולי רוצה לשוחח איתי
  6. A-Level in Modern Dance!
  7. What’s a “High Brain”?
  8. Previous experience: Saving the Universe, no charge. <3
  9. If you didn’t read that entire application in Matt Smith’s voice, you’re a liar.
Being gay isn’t necessarily something to be proud of in itself - but handling it certainly is. The attributes you have to develop, in yourself and standing up for who you are, standing up for other people. A lot of gay people do have a lot of compassion and empathy for people who are different. That’s the thing I think we should be proud of: You. Just being who you are. When gay people are suppressed at a young age, they can’t get married or they can’t be who they are, that makes them inward-thinking. It makes them think about themselves too much. It takes away your head space. It doesn’t allow you to be as open and compassionate as you want to be. Time shouldn’t be taken up with negativity and that’s why representation is really important.
—Andrew Scott for Attitude magazine (via wsswatson)—

eleventh-hour-is-over:

The man who abhors violence, never carrying a gun. 
You take ordinary people, 
And you fashion them into weapons. 
Behold your children of time,
Transformed into murderers, 
For their beloved Doctor. 
How many more just think 
How many have died in your name? 
The Doctor, the man who keeps running 
Never looking back because he dare not 
Out of shame.

This is terrifying and excellent and phenomenal, and if you’re wondering, comes from here.

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

kpower90:

allysongrono:

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL DAVID TENNANT (cc kpower90)

Just found my new Internet avatar

Crap you beat me to it&#8230;

kpower90:

allysongrono:

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL DAVID TENNANT (cc kpower90)

Just found my new Internet avatar

Crap you beat me to it…